We believe good food brings good people together and we work hard to make everything that comes out of our kitchens something we can be proud of. Each and every pizza is a generous 12 inches and includes a range of seasonal, local ingredients to create the perfect, crispy Neapolitan-inspired pizza.
Before placing your order, please inform your server if a person in your party has a food allergy. 18% service charge will be added to groups of 8 or more.
Parlor Pizzas
Our handmade wood-fired pizzas have a deliciously charred & bubbled crust and six slices to fold and enjoy!
Utensils recommended for only our heaviest pies.
Margherita
$17
San Marzano tomato sauce, fresh mozzarella, fresh basil, and extra virgin olive oil. Try with spicy San Marzano sauce.
Abe Froman’s Fave
$20
San Marzano tomato sauce, Parlor sausage, sauteéd spinach, fresh mozzarella, and roasted red peppers. Try with spicy San Marzano sauce.
Sgt. Pepper
$20
San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella di bufala, Molinari pepperoni, and white truffle oil. Try with spicy San Marzano sauce. Add an egg* for $1.
Brussel Shuffle
$19
Dry-cured pancetta, fresh mozzarella, minced garlic, shaved Brussels sprouts, parmesan, and lemon zest.
Burrata Be Kidding Me
$22
Fresh mozzarella, imported burrata, baby arugula, house lemon vinaigrette, and white truffle oil.
I Feel Like Bacon Love
$19
Leek béchamel, Nueske’s bacon, white cheddar, shaved Yukon Gold potato, and scallions.
Cheesus, Mary & Joseph
$19
Leek béchamel, whipped ricotta, white cheddar, parmesan, smoked mozzarella, minced garlic, and fresh oregano.
Great Balls of Fire
$21
San Marzano tomato sauce, beef & pork meatballs, Molinari pepperoni, house giardiniera, parmesan, and fresh mozzarella.
Honey Boo Boo
$20
Caramelized onions, roasted garlic, parmesan, fresh mozzarella, taleggio DOP, rosemary, sea salt, and honey.
Case of Birria
$20
Chihuahua & Muenster cheese, pulled beef, cilantro, red onion, red radish, with dipping broth.
Cheeseburger in Pizza Slice
$20
Yellow cheddar cheese, ground beef, tomato, red onion, shredded lettuce, spicy pickles, and Parlor special sauce.
Beefer Sutherland
$20
Italian beef, provolone cheese, Italian seasoning, and choice of hot giardiniera -or- sweet peppers.
Save the Last Ranch
$20
Roasted broccolini, shaved garlic, chili flake, manchego and fontina cheese, and house black truffle ranch. Try with grilled chicken or bacon for $2.
Little Stinker
$19
Leek béchamel, Spanish manchego, D.O.P. taleggio, roasted crimini mushrooms, and fontina. Try with white truffle oil for $3.
Tedy Bruschetta
$20
Sliced heirloom tomatoes, parmesan, garlic, smoked pecorino cream, aged balsamic, and petite basil.
Aunt Chilada’s Chicken
$19
Chipotle marinara, adobo pulled chicken, cilantro, fresh mozzarella, roasted crimini mushrooms, grilled scallions, and chipotle cream.
How Stracciatella Got Her Groove Back
$22
San Marzano tomato sauce, spicy soppressata, chili oil, shaved garlic, jalapeños, parmesan, and stracciatella.
Make Me Corny
$19
Sweet corn, jalapeño, fresh mozzarella, parmesan, pecorino romano, lime garlic aioli, paprika, and chives.
Al Pas-THOR
$19
Achiote marinated pork, roasted pineapple, salsa verde, chipotle marinara, queso fresco, cilantro, and shaved red onion.
ALL CAPS
$20
Black truffle cream, hen-of-the-woods mushrooms, shiitake mushrooms, smoked mozzarella, white cheddar, braised leeks, garlic, herb breadcrumbs, and chives.
Hot Chix
$20
Nashville hot chicken, spicy pickles, red onion, parmesan, white cheddar, lime garlic aioli, and fresh dill.
Pest-O Change-O
$20
Pesto, oven roasted tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, goat cheese, arugula, and shaved pecorino.
Build-Your-Own-Pizza $15
We recommend three toppings.
Meats
Birria Beef $3
Egg* $1
Grilled Chicken $2
Meatballs $2
Nashville Hot Chicken $3
Nueske’s Bacon $2
Pancetta $3
Pepperoni $2
Sausage $2
Spicy Soppressata $2
Cheeses
Burrata $4
Buffalo Mozzarella $3
Fresh Mozzarella $2
Parmesan $1
Ricotta $1
Stracciatella $4
White Cheddar $2
Yellow Cheddar $2
Plants
Aged Balsamic $2
Cherry Peppers $1
Cremini Mushrooms $1
Giardiniera $1
Green Olives $1
Green Peppers $1
Heirloom Tomatoes $2
Kale $1
Oven Roasted Tomatoes $1
Pineapple $1
Red Onion $1
Red Pepper $1
Sliced Jalapeño $1
Spicy Pickles $1
Spinach $1
White Truffle Oil $3
Sauces
Leek Béchamel
Pine Nut Pesto
San Marzano
Spicy San Marzano
Pre-Pizza
Hummus
$13
Baby sweet peppers, celery, cucumbers, carrots, and grilled garlic bread.
Calamari
$17/20
Fried 17 or Grilled 20. With cherry peppers. Served with spicy marinara and chipotle chimichurri sauces.
Kale & Artichoke Dip
$14
Roasted red peppers, garlic cream, and bread crumbs. Served with garlic toast.
Hand Cut Frites
$11
Served with Sriracha honey mustard, jalapeño cream cheese sauce, and ketchup.
Parlor Pizza Bread
$18
House beer bread topped with garlic, mozzarella, shallot, parmesan, pepperoni, scallion cream, cherry peppers, and sesame seeds. (Best for two or more)!
Nacho Bites
$17
Sweet slow-braised sesame BBQ pork, refried black beans, avocado, pico de gallo, and chipotle cream.
Brussels Sprouts
$13
Pan-seared with dry-cured pancetta, fresh squeezed lemon, and parmesan.
Balsamic Glazed Fried Mozzarella
$12
Served with pickled vegetables and marinara sauce.
With-Pizza
Add grilled or fried chicken for $3
Kale Cobb Salad
$10/17
Nueske’s bacon, egg, scallion, avocado, baby heirloom tomatoes, blue cheese, and buttermilk ranch dressing. Choice of fried chicken thigh -or- grilled chicken breast.
Little Gem Caesar Salad
$8/14
Garlic bread crostini, crispy parmesan cheese, and Greek yogurt Caesar dressing.
Antipasto Chopped Salad
$10/17
Iceberg lettuce, crispy prosciutto di Parma, pepperoni, artichoke hearts, pepperoncinis, Wisconsin provolone, baby heirloom tomatoes, green olives, potatoes, and creamy Italian dressing.
Shaved Brussel Salad
$10/17
Mixed greens, honeycrisp apples, gorgonzola crumbles, Nueske's bacon, candied walnuts, pomegranate seeds, and honey mustard vinaigrette.
Roasted Beet & Baby Carrot Salad
$10/17
Whipped goat cheese, avocado, watercress, toasted pumpkin seeds, aged balsamic vinegar, extra virgin oil, and chives.
Shaved Cauliflower & Baby Greens Salad
$9/15
Salted pistachios, golden raisins, scallions, pickled sweet peppers, and white balsamic vinaigrette.
Burrata Salad
$19
Heirloom tomatoes, garlic & basil oil, aged balsamic, grilled bread, and petite basil.
Not-Pizza
Parlor Burger
$17
Short rib & brisket blend burger, Prairie Breeze cheddar, arugula, roasted baby heirloom tomatoes, bacon jam, and dijon aioli. Served on a brioche bun with a side of frites. Add an egg* for $1 and applewood smoked bacon for $2.
Falafel Veggie Burger
$15
Ground chickpea patty, smashed avocado, roasted red & yellow peppers, arugula, and garlic sauce. Served on a pretzel bun with a side of frites.
Parlor Chicken Sandwich
$16
Choice of buttermilk fried thigh -or- grilled chicken breast, jalapeño coleslaw, spicy mayo, spicy pickles, on a brioche bun.
Wood Roasted Half Chicken
$22
Feta-brined Amish chicken, roasted broccolini, Calabrian chilies, feta cheese, cipollini onions, and lemon vinaigrette.
Beverages
Fountain Sodas
Coca-Cola, Diet Coke, Sprite, Ginger Ale, Tonic Water, Lemonade, Iced Tea
Coffee & Tea
Iced Tea, Regular & Decaf coffee, Hot Teas
Packaged Drinks
Fiji Water, Mexican Coke, Mexican Sprite, Mexican Fanta, Red Bull, Sugar-Free Red Bull, Barritt's Ginger Beer
Draft Beverages
Nitro Draft Cold-Brew Coffee
*The Illinois Department of Public Health advises that eating raw or under-cooked meat, poultry, eggs or seafood poses a health risk to everyone, but especially to the elderly, young children under age 4, pregnant women, and other highly susceptible individuals with compromised immune systems. Thorough cooking of such animal foods reduces the risk of illness.
Gettin’ started
Chicken Biscuit
$12
Fried chicken breast, Wisconsin yellow cheddar, honey Buffalo sauce and housemade biscuit. Served with house hash
Breakfast Burrito
$14
Choice of chicken -or- pork belly, with avocado, scrambled eggs, refried beans, potato hash, queso fresco, and chipotle chimichurri, served with arugula salad and refried black beans
Candied Bacon and Egg Sandwich*
$13
Candied bacon, fried egg, American cheese, romaine, sliced tomato, chives, and Dijon aioli, on a brioche bun. Served with house hash
Egg White Omelette
$14
Feta cheese, heirloom tomatoes, shaved red onion, avocado, basil, and baby green salad. Served with choice of toast
Chilaquiles*
$15
Housemade tomatillo salsa, pulled chicken, avocado, corn tortilla strips, lime sour cream, and queso fresco. Served with 2 eggs your way and refried black beans
Avocado Toast*
$17
Thick cut brioche, avocado smash, burrata, heirloom tomato, sesame seed, pumpkin seed, aged balsamic, pomegranate seed, arugula, and lemon vinaigrette.
Build-Your-Own Omelette
$14
Plants
(Choice of three)
Avocado
Baby Heirloom Tomatoes
Green Peppers
Jalapeno
Mushrooms
Red Peppers
Spinach
White Onion
Yellow Peppers
Cheese
(Choice of one)
Blue
Mozzarella
White Cheddar
Yellow Cheddar
Meat
(Add any for $2 each)
Bacon
Chicken
Pork Belly
Sausage
Brunch Pizzas
Our handmade, wood-fired pizzas have a deliciously charred & bubbled crust
and six slices to fold and enjoy. = utensils recommended for only our heaviest pies
Eggs Benedict*
$19
Three eggs, Canadian ham, baby fontina, Spanish manchego, scallions, chives, and lemon hollandaise
Rosemary’s Tater
$19
Leek béchamel, gruyere, caramelized onion, rosemary, Nueske's bacon, and Yukon potato.
Margherita
$17
San Marzano tomato sauce, fresh mozzarella, fresh basil, and extra virgin olive oil
Abe Froman’s Fave
$20
San Marzano tomato sauce, Parlor sausage, sauteéd spinach, fresh mozzarella, and roasted red peppers
Sgt. Pepper
$20
San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella di bufala, Molinari pepperoni, and white truffle oil
Cheesus, Mary & Joseph
$19
Leek béchamel, whipped ricotta, white cheddar, parmesan, smoked mozzarella, minced garlic, and fresh oregano.
Burrata Be Kidding Me
$22
Fresh mozzarella, imported burrata, baby arugula, house lemon vinaigrette, and white truffle oil
Aunt Chilada’s Chicken
$19
Chipotle marinara, adobo pulled chicken, cilantro, fresh mozzarella, roasted crimini mushrooms, grilled scallions, and chipotle cream
I Feel Like Bacon Love
$20
Leek béchamel, Nueske's bacon, white cheddar, shaved Yukon Gold potato, and scallions
Honey Boo Boo
$20
Caramelized onions, roasted garlic, parmesan, fresh mozzarella, taleggio DOP, rosemary, sea salt, and honey
Great Balls of Fire
$21
San Marzano tomato sauce, beef & pork meatballs, Molinari pepperoni, house giardiniera, parmesan, and fresh mozzarella
How Stracciatella Got Her Groove Back
$22
San Marzano tomato sauce, spicy soppressata, chili oil, shaved garlic, jalapeños, parmesan, and stracciatella
Pre-Pizza
Hummus
$13
Baby sweet peppers, celery, cucumbers, carrots, and grilled garlic bread
Kale & Artichoke Dip
$14
Roasted red peppers, garlic cream, and bread crumbs. Served with garlic toast
Hand Cut Frites
$11
Served with Sriracha honey mustard, jalapeño cream cheese sauce, and ketchup
Parlor Pizza Bread
$18
House beer bread topped with garlic, mozzarella, shallot, parmesan, pepperoni, scallion cream, cherry peppers, and sesame seeds. (Best for two or more)!
Nacho Bites
$17
Sweet slow-braised BBQ pork, refried black beans, avocado, pico de gallo, and chipotle cream
Brussels Sprouts
$13
Pan-seared with dry-cured pancetta, fresh squeezed lemon, and parmesan
Balsamic Glazed Fried Mozzarella
$12
Served with pickled vegetables and marinara sauce
With-Pizza
Add grilled or fried chicken for $3
Kale Cobb Salad
$10/17
Nueske’s bacon, egg, scallion, avocado, baby heirloom tomatoes, blue cheese, and buttermilk ranch dressing. Choice of fried chicken thigh -or- grilled chicken breast
Little Gem Caesar Salad
$8/14
Garlic bread crostini, crispy parmesan cheese, and Greek yogurt Caesar dressing
Antipasto Chopped Salad
$10/17
Iceberg lettuce, crispy prosciutto di Parma, pepperoni, artichoke hearts, pepperoncinis, Wisconsin provolone, baby heirloom tomatoes, green olives, potatoes, and creamy Italian dressing
Shaved Brussel Salad
$10/17
Mixed greens, honeycrisp apples, gorgonzola crumbles, Nueske's bacon, candied walnuts, pomegranate seeds, and honey mustard vinaigrette.
Roasted Beet & Baby Carrot Salad
$9/15
Whipped goat cheese, avocado, watercress, toasted pumpkin seeds, aged balsamic vinegar, extra virgin oil, and chives
Shaved Cauliflower & Baby Greens Salad
$9/15
It's just plain and simple
Burrata Salad
$19
Heirloom tomatoes, garlic & basil oil, aged balsamic, grilled bread, and petite basil.
Not-Pizza
Parlor Burger
$17
Short rib & brisket blend burger, Prairie Breeze cheddar, arugula, roasted baby heirloom tomatoes, bacon jam, and dijon aioli. Served on a brioche bun with a side of frites
Add an egg* for $1 and applewood smoked bacon for $2
Add an egg* for $1 and applewood smoked bacon for $2
Falafel Veggie Burger
$15
Ground chickpea patty, smashed avocado, roasted red & yellow peppers, arugula, and garlic sauce. Served on a pretzel bun with a side of frites
Parlor Chicken Sandwich
$16
Choice of buttermilk fried thigh -or- grilled chicken breast, jalapeño coleslaw, spicy mayo, spicy pickles, on a brioche bun.
Sweet Retreat
Double Fluff Soufflé Pancakes
$13
Caramelized banana, banana whipped cream, powdered sugar, and maple syrup
Birthday Cake Waffles
$13
Vanilla bean ice cream, whipped cream, caramel sauce, and sprinkles
Maple Glazed Apple French Toast
$13
Brioche squares, maple glazed apples, honey flax seed granola, and creme anglaise.
Extras
Housemade Biscuit
$3
Seasonal Fruit
$5
White or Wheat Toast
$3
Two Eggs Any Style
$4
Bacon
$4
House Hash
$5
Sausage
$4
Side Salad
$7
Beverages
Regular Coffee
$3
Grapefruit Juice
$4
Decaf Coffee
$3
Orange Juice
$4
Hot Tea
$3
Pineapple Juice
$4
Iced Tea
$3
Nitro Double Strength Cold Brew Coffee
$8
Is it noon yet?
Bloody Marys
22oz mug with your choice of Bloody Mary mix. Add a 7oz beer bottle for $2
Tito’s Vodka
$12
Grey Goose Vodka
$13
Effen Cucumber Vodka
$12
Hendrick’s Gin
$13
Corazón Blanco Tequila
$12
Brunch Bubbles
Individual Mimosa
$14
Prosecco (175ml) Choice of two: orange, grapefruit, pineapple, or cranberry juice
Mimosa To Share
$40
Prosecco Brut (750ml) Served with orange, grapefruit, pineapple, and cranberry juices
Aperol Spritz
$14
Aperol Aperitivo and prosecco
Draft Coffee
Nitro Double Strength Cold Brew
$8
Smooth, nitrogenated Sparrow Coffee. 9oz pour
Parlor Perk Cocktail
$14
Double strength nitro coffee and housemade bourbon cream
Parlor Pitchers
Don’t Be A Prickly Pear Margarita
$40
Altos Blanco Tequila, Cointreau, sweet prickly pear fruit, and lime
The Mother Punch
$40
Bacardi 4yr, strawberry, lime, sweet pineapple, and Angostura
Conor 42 Spicy Margarita
$40
Altos Blanco, Cointreau, Jalapeño, passion fruit, lime, and chile salt rim
*The Illinois Department of Public Health advises that eating raw or under-cooked meat, poultry, eggs or seafood poses a health risk to everyone, but especially to the elderly, young children under age 4, pregnant women, and other highly susceptible individuals with compromised immune systems. Thorough cooking of such animal foods reduces the risk of illness.
Dessert Dealer
PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT ALL DESSERTS PREPARED HERE MAY CONTAIN:
MILK, EGGS, WHEAT, SOYBEAN, PEANUTS, TREE NUTS.
TACOlato
Sweet Waffle Shell Dessert Tacos
All $10
Go Nuts
Chocolate gelato, Nutella, hazelnuts, Ferrero Rocher, whipped cream, double chocolate shell
Unicorn Dreams
Birthday cake ice cream, gummy worms, fruity marshmallows, rainbow airheads, blue-raspberry sauce, whipped cream, confetti sprinkles shell
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Banana fudge gelato, bananas, peanut butter cups, crushed peanuts, peanut butter sauce, whipped cream, double chocolate shell
Go Shorty
Strawberry gelato, shortbread cookies, strawberries, mint, strawberry sauce, white chocolate chips, whipped cream, white chocolate shell
Cookie Butter
Cookie dough gelato, cookie butter drizzle, crumbled Biscoff cookies, Graham shell
Caramelo Anthony
Salted caramel gelato, caramel sauce, chocolate covered pretzels, Rolos, whipped cream, white chocolate shell
Cookie Monster
Cookies and cream gelato, Oreo pieces, maraschino cherries, fudge sauce, mini chocolate chips, whipped cream, double chocolate shell
Florida Georgia Lime
Key lime pie gelato, lime curd, sea salt, graham crackers, cheesecake bites, lemon lime jelly beans, whipped cream, graham cracker shell
Gimme S’More
Rocky Road ice cream, Hershey’s chunks, marshmallow fluff, graham cracker, fudge sauce, whipped cream, graham cracker shell
B.Y.O.T
Pick a shell, filling, sauce, and up to 3 toppings.
TACOlato Shell:
Double Chocolate, White Chocolate, Graham Cracker, Confetti Spirinkles
Toppings:
Pick up to three toppings. Extras $1ea
Bananas, Biscoff Cookies, Blueberries, Caramel Pearls, Cheesecake Bites, Chocolate Chips, Chocolate Pretzels, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Cookie Crumbles, Cookie Dough, Ferrero Rocher, Fruity Marshmallows, Graham Crackers, Gummy Worms, Hazelnuts, Heath Bars, Hershey’s Chunks, Lime Jelly Beans, Maraschino Cherries, M & M’s, Mini Marshmallows, Oreo Pieces, Strawberries, Peanuts, Peanut Butter Cup, Pecans, Rainbow Airheads, Reese’s Pieces, Rolos, Shortbread Cookies, Snickers, Sprinkles, Walnuts
Filling:
Banana Fudge gelato, Chocolate gelato, Cookies & Cream gelato, Cookie Dough gelato, Key Lime Pie gelato, Salted Caramel gelato, Seasonal gelato, Strawberry gelato, Vanilla Bean gelato, Birthday Cake ice cream, Rocky Road ice cream,
Whipped Cream:
Yea or Nay?
Sauce:
Blue-Raspberry, Caramel, Cookie Butter, Fudge, Lime Curd, Marshmallow Fluff, Nutella, Peanut Butter, Strawberry
Cookie Party!
Chocolate Chip, Snickerdoodle -or- Candy Cluster skillet cookie
with your choice of gelato, sauce, and up to 3 toppings.
$14
Gelati & Ice Creams:
Choose one. Extras $5ea
Banana Fudge gelato, Chocolate gelato, Cookies & Cream gelato, Key Lime Pie gelato, Mint Chocolate gelato, Salted Caramel gelato, Seasonal gelato, Strawberry gelato, Vanilla Bean gelato, Birthday Cake ice cream, Peanut Butter Cup ice cream, Rocky Road ice cream,
Sauces:
Blue-Raspberry, Caramel, Fudge, Lime Curd, Marshmallow Fluff, Nutella, Peanut Butter, Strawberry
Toppings:
Pick up to three toppings. Extras $1ea
Bananas, Blueberries, Caramel Pearls, Cheesecake Bites, Chocolate Chips, Chocolate Pretzels, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Cookie Crumbles, Cookie Dough, Ferrero Rocher, Fruity Marshmallows, Graham Crackers, Gummy Worms, Hazelnuts, Heath Bars, Hershey’s Chunks, Lime Jelly Beans, Maraschino Cherries, M & M’s, Mini Marshmallows, Oreo Pieces, Strawberries, Peanuts, Peanut Butter Cup, Pecans, Rainbow Airheads, Reese’s Pieces, Rolos, Shortbread Cookies, Snickers, Sprinkles, Walnuts
Whipped Cream:
Yea or Nay?
Baked Goods
Peanut Butter Bomb
$10
Chocolate brownie, peanut butter mousse, chocolate shell, whipped cream
Carrot Cake
$10
Layered carrot cake, cream cheese frosting, pecans, caramel sauce
Fried Gelato
$10
Salted caramel gelato, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, caramel, whipped cream, strawberries
Oreo Cheesecake Pie
$10
Oreo & white chocolate mousse, Oreo crust, vanilla gelato, caramel sauce
Snickers Cheesecake
$10
Peanut butter Snickers cheesecake, Oreo crust, caramel sauce, sea salt caramel gelato, candied peanuts
Cookie
$4
Chocolate Chip, Snickerdoodle -or- Candy Cluster
Soft Serve Shop (Not available at River North location)
Joy Cake Cone
$5
Chocolate, Vanilla, or Swirl
12oz Cup
$7
Chocolate, Vanilla, or Swirl
Sparrow
Coffee Roastery
Regular Coffee
$3
Decaf Coffee
$3
Hot Tea
$3
Nitro Draft Double Strength Cold Brew
$7
Rotating Drafts
Our rotating draft lines offer a chance to try something new & exciting with every visit.
Choose your current location as selections vary by store.
Draft Beer
Haymarket Speakerswagon Pils
$7
(Chicago) 5.0% Pint Czech style. Crisp, clean & hoppy.
Allagash White Ale
$8
(Portland, ME) 5.0% Pint Belgian wit with coriander & Curacao orange peel.
Bells Oberon Ale
$7
(Kalamazoo, MI) 5.8% Pint. Citrusy summer wheat beer with slight hop spice.
Half Acre Daisy Cutter Pale Ale
$7
(Chicago) 5.2% Pint Herbal hop bomb. Dank.
Krombacher Pils
$8
(Germany) 4.8% Pint Distinctive, full-flavoured taste.
Lagunitas Little Sumpin Sumpin Ale
$7
(Chicago) 7.5% Pint Hopped up pale ale with wheat.
Revolution Anti-Hero IPA
$7
(Chicago) 6.5% Pint Crisp bitterness. Massive floral & citrus aromas.
Seattle Cider Co. Semi-Sweet
$8
(Seattle, WA) 6.5% Pint Light, crisp cider with just a touch of sweetness.
Stiegl Grapefruit Radler
$7
(Austria) 2.5% Pint Refreshing blend of lager and real grapefruit juice soda.
War Pigs Foggy Geezer Hazy IPA
$7
(Chicago) 6.8% Pint Fruity, dank & hazy.
Bottles & Cans
Just clap your hands, just clap your haaaaands.
Zee Germans
Dogfish Head - SeaQuench
$8
(Milton, DE) 4.9% 12oz Can. Tart wheat made with black limes, sour lime juice & sea salt.
Great Lakes - Dortmunder Gold Lager
$7
(Cleveland, OH) 5.8% 12oz Bottle (can may be substituted due to brewery shortage) Smooth lager. More body and less hops than a Pilsner.
Hacker Pschorr - Hefeweissbier
$8
(Germany) 5.5% 330ml Bottle (cans may be substituted due to brewery shortages) Wonderfully refreshing fruity & citrus notes accompanied by a fine, tangy acidity.
Krombacher - Weizen Non Alcoholic
$7
(Germany) <0.5% 330ml Bottle (cans may be substituted due to brewery shortages) Real wheat beer with the alcohol removed.
Metropolitan - Krankshaft Kolsch Lager
$7
(Chicago) 5.0% 12oz Bottle (can may be substituted due to brewery shortage) Easy drinker. Touch of hops.
North Coast - Scrimshaw Pilsner
$7
(Fort Bragg, CA) 4.4% 12oz Bottle (can may be substituted due to brewery shortage) Subtle hop character, crisp, clean palate & dry finish
America’s Own
Anchor - Steam
$7
(San Francisco, CA) 4.9% 12oz Bottle Re-created from an 1890’s California recipe. Ale-brewed warm, but with lager yeast.
Coors Light
$6
(Golden, CO) 4.2% 12oz Can (Bottles may be substituted due to brewery shortages) American Light Lager. As featured in Smokey & the Bandit.
Corona Light
$7
(Mexico) 4.1% Bottle Light Pale Lager. Only 105 calories.
Lagunitas - IPA
$7
(Chicago) 6.2% 12oz Can Balanced IPA first brewed in ‘95. 45.6 IBUs.
Founders - All-Day IPA
$6
(Grand Rapids, MI) 4.7% 12oz Can Balanced for optimal aromatics and a clean finish. Chocolate chips, imported syrup
Goose Island - 312 Urban Wheat Ale
$7
(Chicago) 4.2% 12oz Can Chicago’s original wheat beer.
Miller - Lite
$6
(Milwaukee, WI) 4.2% 12oz Can (Bottles may be substituted due to brewery shortages) Only 96 calories.
Modelo - Especial Lager
$7
(Mexico) 4.5% 12oz Can Mexican lager with light corn sweetness.
Revolution - Fist City Pale Ale
$7
(Chicago) 5.5% 12oz Can Dry, hoppy, and extremely drinkable.
Sierra Nevada - Pale Ale
$7
(Chico, CA) 5.6% 12oz Can The iconic, original, hoppy pale ale.
Tecate - Lager
$6
(Mexico) 4.5% 12oz Can Mexican lager. Lime optional.
Toppling Goliath - pseudoSue Pale Ale
$10
(Decorah, IA) 5.8% 16oz Can Single hopped with Citra. She roars with ferocious aromas.
Two Brothers - Prairie Path Golden Ale
$7
(Warrenville, IL) 5.1% 12oz Bottle Easy drinker. Gluten removed to 5ppm.
Franco-Belges
Blue Moon
$7
(Golden, CO) 5.4% 12oz Can (bottle may be substituted due to brewery shortages) Unfiltered wheat, with oats, orange peel & coriander.
Duchesse de Bourgogne - Flanders Red
$12
(Belgium) 6.2% 340ml Bottle A blend of 8mo and 18mo old ales, aged in oak casks. Sweet, tart and refreshing.
Goose Island - Matilda Belgian Strong Pale
$8
(Chicago) 7.0% 12oz Bottle Fruit and spice notes. Double fermented with Bretta for complexity.
Goose Island - Sofie Saison
$9
(Chicago) 7.0% 12oz Bottle Tart, dry Farmhouse Ale. White pepper, citrus & vanilla.
Kiuchi - Hitachino Nest White Ale
$12
(Japan) 5.5% 330ml Bottle Smooth creamy taste with light floral aromas.
Off Color - Apex Predator Saison
$11
(Chicago) 6.5% 12oz Bottle Fruity yeast & dry hop finish.
Ommegang - Rosetta Sour Kriek
$9
(Cooperstown, NY) 5.6% 330ml Bottle (can may be substituted due to brewery shortage) Sour ale aged on cherries. Tart & refreshing.
Stella Artois
$7
(Belgium) 5.2% 12oz Bottle Full-bodied Pale Import Lager.
Victory - Golden Monkey Tripel
$8
(Downingtown, PA) 9.5% 12oz Can Strong body with abundant fruity herbal notes. Shock the monkey.
Beerarchy in the UK
Founders - Breakfast Stout
$9
(Grand Rapids, MI) 8.3% 12oz Bottle With flaked oats, bitter & sweet chocolates, and Sumatra & Kona coffee.
Guinness - Draught Stout
$8
(Ireland) 4.1% 14.9oz Nitro Can Smooth classic taste.
Left Hand - Nitro Milk Stout
$9
(Longmont, CO) 6.0% 13.65oz Nitro Can America’s Stout. Milk sugar added for a creamy, roasty balance. Pour hard.
Yo-Ho - Tokyo Black Porter
$12
(Japan) 5.0% 350ml Can Well balanced between chocolate & roast malt. With floral Perle hops.
Not Beer
Check out our cider draft lines too!
Angry Orchard - Crisp Cider
$7
(Cincinnati, OH) 5.0% 12oz Can (bottle may be substituted due to brewery shortage) Sweet apple cider. Crisp & fresh.
High Noon Vodka & Seltzer - Grapefruit -or- Pineapple
$8
(Memphis, TN) 4.5% 12oz can Vodka soda & splash of real fruit, but in a can.
JuneShine Hard Kombucha - Blood Orange Mint
$9
(San Diego, CA) 6.0% 12oz Can Farm-fresh blood oranges and a hint of organic mint to create a tangy, yet soothing sip of sunshine.
Seattle Cider Co - Dry
$10
(Seattle, WA) 6.5% 16oz Can A light, crisp cider with no residual sweetness.
SuperHue CBD Elixir - Blue Majik Lemon Mint
$10
(Chicago) 15mg full-spectrum CBD 12oz can Like lemonade but more tart than sweet, this minty can is packed with inflammation fighting, endurance boosting Blue Majik, a proprietary extract of spirulina.
Truly Hard Seltzer - Strawberry Lemonade
$7
(Cincinnati, OH) 5.0% 12oz Can 100cal, 1g sugar, 3g carbs - if you were interested.
Two Towns Cider - Pacific Pineapple
$8
(Corvalis, OR) 5.0% 12oz can. Semi-dry apple cider with real Costa Rican pineapple added.
Uncle John’s - Apple Pear Cider
$10
(St. John’s, MI) 6.5% 16oz Can Apple cider blended with farm fresh Bartlett Pear Juice.
Vander Mill - Totally Roasted Cider
$7
(Spring Lake, MI) 6.8% 12oz Can With vanilla beans and cinnamon & vanilla roasted pecans. Contains nuts.
White Claw Hard Seltzer - Black Cherry -or- Mango
$7
(Chicago) 5.0% 12oz Can Natural flavors. 2g carbs. Gluten free. 100 calories.
Wine
Vintages subject to change
Red
Padrillos Malbec
$11/40
2018 Mendoza. Clean & straightforward with cherry & violet aromas.
Donna Laura “Ali” Sangiovese
$11/40
2016 Tuscany. Aromas of juicy red berry fruit. Medium-bodied & soft on the palate. Balanced acidity and ripe tannins.
Paitin “Serra” Barbera d’Alba
$12/44
Hand-harvested. Practicing organic & biodynamic. Blue fruits & lemons. Medium body, firm and silky tannins.
Meiomi Pinot Noir
$13/48
Blackberry & cedar nose. Layered velvety richness of cherry, leather, vanilla cola, and oak.
Rock & Vine Cabernet Sauvignon
$13/48
2016 North Coast. Black cherry & blackberry with a touch of spice and toasted oak with a silky finish.
Selvapiana Chianti Rufina
$13/48
2017 Tuscany. Robust with a full mouthfeel of cherries & blueberries with a hint of earth & mineral.
Justin Cabernet Sauvignon
$18/68
2017 Paso Robles. Hand harvested & sorted. Aged in small oak barrels. Black fruit & spice. Beautifully balanced.
The Prisoner Red Blend
$19/72
2018 Napa Valley. Zinfanel/Syrah blend. Medium to full-bodied. Explosively fruity. A lovely, hedonistic, endowed red.
Cuvée Sauvage Pinot Noir
$19/72
2017 Russian River Valley. Balanced and true to varietal. Dried earth, ripe strawberry & cherry, and savory spices.
Orin Swift “8 Years in the Desert” Red Blend
$22/84
2018 Napa Valley. Dave’s return to a Zinfandel/Syrah/Petite Syrah blend. Ripe, full, silky and unbelievably soft.
White
Otto’s Constant Dream Sauvignon Blanc
$11/40
2018 Marlborough, New Zealand. Clean & crisp. Citrusy grapefruit, lemon & lime, but also a slight savory herbal note.
August Kesseler “R” Riesling Kabinett
$11/40
2017 Rheingau, Germany Slightly sweet sipper. Fruity, mineral and well balanced. Vibrant apple & fresh peach.
Barone FINI Pinot Grigio
$12/44
2019 Valdadige DOC. Aromas of floral and lemon mist with ripe juicy flavors of honeydew and apple. Bright acidity balanced with warm minerality create a lingering crisp finish.
Pacificana Chardonnay
$12/44
2018 California. 100% barrel fermented. The perfect balance between oaky, buttery richness and fruity elegance.
Mason Sauvignon Blanc
$13/48
2018 Napa Valley. Medium bodied, round, juicy texture. Pear, peach and fresh, tart apple flavors. Bright finish.
Rosé
Tuck Beckstoffer “Hogwash” Grenache Rosé
$12/44/84 (1.5L)
2018 Napa Valley. Rose petal & pink grapefruit nose. Light raspberry and strawberry through a fresh, lively finish.
Copper Cane “Elouan” Rosé
$12/44
2018 Oregon Coast. Bright acidity with red berry fruit & concentrated minerality. Long-lasting finish.
Hampton Water Rosé
$15/56
2018 Languedoc. The perfect blend of Grenache, Cinsault and Mourvedre grapes from the South of France.
JNSQ Rosé
$15/56
2018 California. Grenache forward, off-dry rosé. Comes in an elegant collectible bottle with a signature rose stopper.
Sparkling
Terre Gaie Prosecco Brut
$11/40
Veneto IGT. Crisp and elegant, with delicately fruity aromas and hints of green apple.
Bisol “Jeio” Rosé Brut
$13/48
Veneto IGT. Rich & floral with ample of amounts of raspberry fruit and a refined mineral core.
Cocktails
Draft Cocktails
Choose: Pint Party Cup 14 – Pitcher 40 – Punch Bowl 75
The Mother Punch
Bacardi Añejo 4yr Rum, Angostura, strawberry, sweet pineapple, lime
Don’t Be A Prickly Pear Margarita
Corazón Blanco Tequila, Cointreau, sweet prickly pear fruit, lime
Conor 42 Spicy Margarita
Corazón Blanco Tequila, Cointreau, jalapeño, passion fruit, lime, chile salt rim
Sunrise Sanctuary Rosé Sangria
Elouan Rosé wine, Carpano Bianco, Aperol Aperitivo, lemon, strawberry
Built Cocktails
$14
Moscow Mule
Tito’s Vodka, lime, Angostura Orange, Barritt’s Sugar Cane Ginger Beer
Parlor Paloma
Corazón Tequila, Del Maguey VIDA Mezcal, lime, Stiegl Grapefruit Radler
The Debutante
Tito’s Vodka, St. Germain, lime, lemon, cucumber
Electric Currant
Prairie Organic Gin, Cassis Blackcurrant Liqueur, lime
Just Rye’t Manhattan
Woodinville 100% Rye Whiskey, Carpano Antica, 11th Orchard White Pine Bitters, Luxardo Cherry. Choose rocks -or- coupe
Parlor Perk Cocktail
$14
Nitro coffee and choice of housemade bourbon cream -or- Fugu horchata vodka
Draft Coffee
Nitro Double Strength Cold Brew
$8
Smooth, nitrogenated Sparrow Coffee from Chicago - 9oz pour
Parlor Perk Cocktail
$14
Nitro coffee and choice of housemade bourbon cream -or- Fugu horchata vodka
Old Fashioneds
$14
Parlor Old Fashioned
Old Forester 100, demerara syrup, 11th Orchard Chicago Birch Bark Bitters, Angostura, orange peel, Luxardo cherry
Viejo Old Fashioned
Casamigos Reposado, demerara, 11th Orchard Spicy Rosehip Bitters, Fee Brothers Chocolate Bitters, lime
Apple Barrel Old Fashioned
New Holland Beer Barrel Bourbon, Tattersall Pommeau, demerara, Angostura, rosemary
Spirit-Free
Axl Rosemary N/A Cocktail
$5
Sparkling Rosemary Limeade
Strawberry Fields N/A Cocktail
$5
Strawberry Basil Cooler
Krombacher - Weizen Non Alcoholic Ale
$7
(Germany) <0.5% 330ml Bottle. Real wheat beer with the alcohol removed.
Nitro Draft Double Strength Cold Brew
$7
Smooth, nitrogenated Sparrow Coffee from Chicago - 9oz pour
SuperHue CBD Elixir - Blue Majik Lemon Mint
$10
(Chicago) 15mg full-spectrum CBD 12oz can Like lemonade but more tart than sweet, this minty can is packed with inflammation fighting, endurance boosting Blue Majik, a proprietary extract of spirulina.
Spirits
Click for the Limited Whiskey menu of rarer selections
Choose your current location as selections vary by store.
Whiskey
1oz/2oz pours
Jack Daniels Tennessee
$10/15
Angel’s Envy Rye *Ltd
$12/19
Bulleit Rye
$11/17
Crown Royal Canadian
$10/15
Jameson Irish
$10/15
Knob Creek Rye
$10/15
Michter’s Unblended American *Ltd
$11/17
Proper Twelve Irish
$10/15
Sazerac Rye *Ltd
$10/15
Suntory Toki Japanese
$11/17
Templeton Rye
$11/17
Woodford Reserve Rye
$11/17
Woodinville 100% Rye
$10/15
Scotch
2oz pours
Dewars White Label
$13
Balvenie Doublewood
$17
Bruichladdich Scottish Barley
$15
Compass Box Peat Monster
$18
Dalwhinnie 15yr
$21
Glenfiddich 12yr
$15
Glenlivet 12yr
$15
Glenmorangie 12yr
$17
Great King Street
$14
Johnnie Walker Black
$15
Johnnie Walker Blue
$65
Lagavulin 16yr
$23
Macallan 12yr *Ltd
$18
Macallan 18yr *Ltd
$55
Monkey Shoulder
$12
Oban 14yr *Ltd
$20
Bourbon
1oz/2oz pours
Maker’s Mark
$10/15
Angel’s Envy Port Finished
$11/17
Basil Hayden
$11/17
Booker’s Barrel Strength *Ltd
$12/19
Buffalo Trace *Ltd
$10/15
Bulleit Frontier
$10/15
Blanton's Single Barrel *Ltd
$14/25
Elijah Craig Small Batch
$10/15
Four Roses Single Barrel
$11/17
Knob Creek
$10/15
Knob Creek Single Barrel
$11/17
New Holland Beer Barrel
$10/15
Woodford Double Oaked
$12/19
Old Forester 100 Proof
$10/15
Woodford Reserve
$11/17
Woodford Reserve Double Oaked
$12/19
Agave
1oz/2oz pours
Corazón Blanco
$10/15
Casamigos Blanco
$11/17
Casamigos Reposado
$12/19
Clase Azul Reposado
$15/25
Casamigos Añejo
$13/21
Casamigos Mezcal Joven
$13/21
Don Julio 1942 Añejo
$20/35
Del Maguey VIDA Mezcal
$11/17
Rum
Bacardi Superior
$10
Bacardi Black
$10
Bacardi Oakheart
$10
Bacardi Añejo 4yr
$11
Leblon Cachaça
$10
Shipwreck Vanilla Rum
$10
Vodka
Tito’s Vodka
$10
Grey Goose Vodka
$12
Ketel Citron Vodka
$10
Ketel Botanical (no sugar) Orange Blossom & Peach Vodka
$10
Effen Cucumber Vodka
$10
Effen Black Cherry Vodka
$10
Pink Whitney Pink Lemonade Vodka
$9
Cutwater FUGU Horchata Vodka
$11
Jeremiah Weed Sweet Tea Vodka
$10
Stoli Ohranj Vodka
$10
Stoli Blueberi Vodka
$10
Stoli Razberi Vodka
$10
Gin
Prairie Organic Gin
$10
Bombay Sapphire Gin
$11
CH London Dry Gin
$11
Hendricks Gin
$11
The Rest
Aperol
$8
Campari Bitter
$9
Carpano Bianco Vermouth
$14 (4oz)
Carpano Antica Vermouth
$18 (4oz)
Chartreuse - Green or Yellow
$11
Fernet Branca
$8
Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey
$9
Jeppesons Malort
$7
La Caravedo Pisco
$9
Punt e Mes Amaro
$8
Skrewball Peanut Butter Whiskey
$9
Contains Peanuts
Tattersall Pommeau
$9 (2oz)
Our Hours
Monday-Wednesday: 11:30am-12:00am
Thursday: 11:30am-1:00am
Friday: 11:30am-1:30am
Saturday: 10:30am-1:30am
Sunday: 10:30am-12:00am
Corporate Events
Parlor Pizza Bar West Loop is an inviting restaurant and gathering place in Chicago. Our events team would love to help you plan your next corporate event, happy hour or holiday party.
